Our Single’s Ward has a fantastic activities committee. Every activity we have ever been to, including every FHE, have been super fun, super creative, and we have just enjoyed ourselves. For example, last Monday we attended FHE and it was “human bowling”. They often do “human” versions of games such as “human Battleship”, and it is just fun. Well this bowling was hilarious. Pins were made from 3 cardboard boxes taped together. The “ball” was a person sitting on a trash can dolly who was then pushed into the pins by his/her partner. So funny, and so fun. Ryan and I didn’t actually get to participate on account of his shoulder, but we still enjoyed watching.


I stole these pictures from this girl's Facebook since I didn't take my camera that day, but I wanted you to get the picture of what it was like.
Well, our activities committee continues to impress us. Tonight was our ward Christmas Party. We had a great dinner, and then had a gift exchange. We laughed a lot, and had a great time. In anticipation of this night Ryan and I picked out some gifts that we really liked. The first was a signed picture of us – last year we gave it for a white elephant gift exchange at a party for the high priests in the Burleson Ward. It went over super well – I think it was traded the maximum number of times and the couple that ended up with it still have it on their fridge. While it didn’t go over quite as well with the singles, everyone got a good laugh from it, and the owner claims he is either going to frame it or sell it on eBay.
Our other present I thought was equally funny, and now has a funny story to go with it – at least I think so. A few weeks ago Ryan had a doctor’s appointment to get his ankle checked out. This doctor was located in a hospital – we arrived 15-30 minutes early for the appointment, so walked around the hospital a little while as no one was in the office yet. We found this convenience store so went in. While there I saw this little puck shaped thing that said Oops on it, and so I read it. They were disposable panties! When I first saw them, since they were in such a tightly packaged form. They reminded me of those little sponges that you have to put in water and then they expand – and I just thought that was funny – although now I don’t think that is how they work. There were several things about them that I found amusing – they were called “Oops”, the fact that there was such a thing as disposable panties, that it said on the package that they were perfect for camping and I don’t remember what else, and that they were packaged as they were. We decided they would be perfect for this gift exchange. The night after we bought them I happened to still have them in my pocket when I went to the Burleson Ward Relief Society Christmas Party – and I ended up showing them to 3 of my friends, who thought they were equally hilarious and would like some themselves. So, I was all excited to take them to this party because I thought everyone would find them as funny as I did. I am not a person who likes bathroom humor at all, but I didn’t think of these underwear in that way, it was just the idea of them that I thought was funny, and still do. Okay, so someone finally picks up the bag they were in and I was all excited and had my camera ready to take a picture, and did as our Relief Society president pulls them out of the bag. Now realize that she is this very quiet spoken, soft hearted, sweet girl. When she pulls them out there was some confusion about what they were and the wife of our first counselor said “I could use that” and Summer, our RS president, said she could too. They thought it was ribbon. Then Summer sits down and starts reading it, and so I took a picture then also. Well, she was not amused. She didn’t read it all out loud, but after a second she say “That is inappropriate, who brought this?” She sounded mad, and at the moment she said it Ryan and I felt like we had done something really inappropriate, we were ashamed, and we were afraid to admit that we had brought them because we didn’t know how people would react to the bishopric counselor and his wife for doing something so horrible, and so we didn’t admit, we just sat there as quietly as everyone else. Our elder’s quorum president said something like “Yeah, like anyone is going to admit to it now that you are going to get them in trouble”, and we felt the same way. Later our EQ president did consider taking them from her, and so read the whole package out loud, at which everyone laughed quite a bit, which made us feel better, but since they said panties on the package he decided against them. Since then I have thought about the whole experience and am disappointed for several reasons. First, that Summer didn’t see the humor in them that I did, and was instead upset by them. That we ever felt ashamed, because I still contest that they are hilarious. And third, that we didn’t confess, because it also would have been funny if we had. Oh well, live and learn right. But if you are interested in obtaining some disposable panties for yourself, you can find them here
http://www.shopinprivate.com/oodipa2pk.html. On a side note, we did come away with a Rubik’s cube for Ryan and a talking brain for me, which is awesome!

Starting in the upper left hand corner and then moving clockwise, and ending in the center - Ryan opening his Rubik's cube, members of our ward right before we ate dinner, Sumer (the RS president) opening the panties, Skylar (the EQ president) with his first present - a fish he was excited about but didn't get to keep, Joey opening our picture, some more members of the ward right before dinner, Joey showing off our picture, and Skylar reading the info on the panties.